Trying to be a "Pun-dit" 🤣
If you know what i mean ;)
If you know what i mean ;)
Choo Choo!
Oh, Man!
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
This Is Intense
Waste of Time
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.
The Very Best Time, Hands Down
6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst
train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Oh, Man!
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
Just Can’t Trust ‘Em
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!
This Is Intense
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar…
It was tense.
It was tense.
Atomically Lost
An atom loses an electron… it says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”
An atom loses an electron… it says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”
RIP
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake.
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake.
Waste of Time
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.
The Very Best Time, Hands Down
6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.
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